Less Woof. More Bling.
Tired of rugs? Our floors are solid gold. $BLING is the only crypto asset that doubles as a flex. The dogs have had their day. It's our time now.
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WTF is Bling Swing?
The zoo is closed. The dogs have had their day, the frogs have croaked. It's time for something with a bit more... swagger. Bling Swing is a rebellion against boring. A movement for the high-rollers, the meme lords, and the diamond-handed legends. We're not just building a token, we're building a dynasty. Dress code: fabulous.
Bling-onomics
The Golden Supply
1,000,000,000 shiny $BLING tokens. Enough to go around, but not enough to be basic.
No Greedy Devs
0% buy tax. 0% sell tax. More bling for your swing. The way it should be.
Fort Knox Security
LP locked, contract renounced. This ship is unsinkable. (Probably).
The Grand Plan
Phase 1: The Sparkle
- Blast Off (No Presale BS)
- Drop The Hottest Site in Crypto
- Get Listed, Get Famous (CG & CMC)
- Assemble 1,000 Diamond Hands
Phase 2: The Swing
- Unleash the Degens (Marketing)
- Make it Rain $BLING (Giveaways)
- Knock on CEX Doors
- Grow the Bling Mob to 10k
Phase 3: The Bling
- Drop NFTs That Don't Suck
- Shake Hands With Legends
- Get Dripped in Bling Merch
- World Domination... obviously.